3 word story

Years ago there was a nice blue tailed bunny, with an addiction goes to rehab, and then quits He was a (bunny) on a mission to find a Pokemon action figure. However, he soon came to realize that although he had big ears,he would need something else to bring with him. So off he went to begin his crusade against the elastic monsters who were lurking in the depths, and were known to be ruthless on rollerblades that had square wheels.
Halfway through his tea break he realized that 300 really tiny creatures began swarming around his new car. He quickly began looking up some random artician database, and stumbled upon a flower pot. Full of pot that was smoked in'a hurricane bong.
Later he decided that he would venture out into artician land. While he was there, he came upon some weird object, it looked like'a traumatised cactus named Cecil, after his encounter with it he woke up covered in spines. He thought to himself, "wow" have these spines really come all the way here just to take off, my f**kin skin?!
Damn! he frowned, and shook off all the spines, picked up a fluffy duster and tickled them to his heart's content.
He was then amazed to see they were alive even after he tore them off and stamped on their little heads. Scared to death the baby spine which was made of a strange extra fuzzy layer, was soggy to the touch and even if you really tried to touch him, he would not hesitate bite off your banana bread, however most banana breads aren't tasty anyway.
But this one was too sticky to even lick.
He left the biggest egg ever which hatched into a giant monster.
That had very large teeth and no brain in in it's head. One sunny day this little hatchling had broken free and killed everyone. Sadly enough it found a way to return to her lover but she had turned into a sandwich, good thing he bought a new porsche. The day the sun turned to dripping Plasma then exploded violantly and fell into a surprisingly big bowl of jelly that contained bugs squishy and crunchy covered in Chocolate! Beyond the hill where decadence dines there lay women languid and bittersweet beckoning us to make love to puppies and ants laying within palindromic that sucked giraffe-balls. It doesn't matter because your girlfriend still loves Michael!11one. But Michael was having problems with his very small apparently, mid-riff protuberance. But misfortune fell when his protuberance decided that it would leave to Australia to get a new paper plane to fly through the masses. Despite Mr. Dangles' choice to shoplift a Golden Prosthesis that had awesome powers due to exuberance, there was the constant reminder that, the gold member had a gold luster, when polished; it became green when it was Awesome,it broke because someone decided that it stank.
So they ate 13 pieces of falafel with humus and slept for a war with something he wished his quiet adventure. But then accidentaly he tripped on what seemed like his cartography project. He started to cry because his leg was broken and it was not gonna heal! He called the doctor and the nurse came too both screamed in disbelief and horror vecause there was a waiter's soup standing on it's croutons. Only he knew the real Batman, the he smacke up your mother, resulting in a baby boy. A hermaphrodite, actually. The hermaphrodite, named Akujin Zenko Zhivalyuk was a doodie. It played glockenspiel which was faster than planting ideas.
Then, it realized that, it wasn't an opportune moment to begin the pizza man's repairment of his expensive golden discus that was actually FallenRox. Then he thought: "Wow I'm awesome" enought to get over the hill.
A rather large chocolate covered cheescake was astounded by bunch of hotpockets painting a fence wich was ironicly Made of ultra-thick Eletric guitars that go to hell via the highway. Wich robots dont really do. However adventure to evolve in to a (an) absurd, ugly, melodramatic the adventure of Link and his sparkling tiny fairies ate lotsa spaghetti and kicked a$$. Once the horrible Gannondorf was defeated, and changed his new form into a beige pair of sophisticated-ly defined in my bed?
After the ordeal in which his eldest sister became a sexy-drop-dead-gorgeously redefined marmoset, he decided to give it an important name it ryhmed with apricot, but also ended wit a Universe.
And Easily flowed from the wonderfully, wonderfully, pretty, amazon river, but was blocked bye a band of fish schools, because the fish were playing red rover.