I Hate Mondays

This is just another little thread game I just thought of seeing as we all have our bad days. Not necessarily a Monday, but in general we all hate Mondays anyway.

I will start this game with an example, in which is to be led up with a similar story relating to any topic. (Its kinda like FML, but geared more towards the work/school aspect. However the non work/school topics are fine as well, just keep it safe for work.)

Today was the day of my exam, the one that has caused me to fear this day, and this day specifically. Not really a hard exam just a very unprepared one. About 2 months ago I decided I would much rather sleep in and not go to class, and I would do my classwork later. Well knowing that wouldn't really be happening, I just forgot about it all together. So I casually waltz into class today and act like there might have been a reason to not have the test or something, and my professor announces "Sorry everyone, I know we have all diligently been preparing for this exam for what feels like weeks now, but I am going to have to postpone the exam until....." *big sigh of relief from the class and myself* "...I was just kidding we do have to take it!" and gives me this little ****ing smirk and points around the room as if it gave her great joy as she had this little evil plan, and calls out every single person that sighed and tells them (myself included) "thank you for telling me to not worry about grading your exams, as I already know you failed you can leave at any time now....". - I hate Mondays.

All I have to say is that the teacher must've felt very satisfied. I mean imagine being in her situation, grading papers and getting a relatively shitty pay for all the effort put into her work.

Bad situations can usually be made better by looking at them from a comedic angle ( unless of course someone's died.. then that's not really a good idea at all ) and then you can laugh at yourself for it.

So how's it changed your aspect on sleeping in in the morning?

Just for the title I need it to post something, I HATE MONDAYS TOO damn!!!! they are bad and slow and vibe down.

I don't do Mondays.

lol guys your supposed to post your stories as well.

Bah I had to sleep on a makeshift bed last night, and since aDLm was all, bish I want to be comfy, in his sleep, I was repeatedly pushed off the tiny thing onto the floor, without a blanket and no one to cuddle up to.

Oh NOES the most horrible thing in the world.

Despite all the cleaning I've actually had a good day today. Can't wait til this evening when I get a chance to play video games though. AMEN to that! I don't even believe in god. D:

If you can't tell I think I might be high on cleaning agents.

I love monday's in vacations, however I do hate Mondays on school days.

I'm so glad I have no classes on monday this semester.

I kinda like mondays. Also this topic reminded me of Bloody Monday, a manga i was reading and forgot about.

I hate thursday. Cause on thursday i have to wake up at 6:30 for school D:

On Monday I was hit with the flu, and out for two days. I hate Mondays.

Yesterday I waited at the wrong bus stop and missed my ride. >.> But today was good. After moving I now can sleep in for two more hours. -dances-

Yo you should make this a thread about turning something negative into a positive memory. Inspire us! There's too much positive energy here to bring it down with stress when there's enough when things go well. -shakes fist-

This isn't a children's book, and happiness does not sell. At least on the news it doesn't.

I disagree, I hate Thursdays!

My baby girl Moxi has been missing for a day now, this is going onto the second one. Come back home kitty! >.< Silly thing probably tried to go back to the old house.

Yes, I'm a cat person. >.>

I walked into my house last night and it was around 3am, after a quick grocery run for some more drink mixers. Upon my return I start walking up the stairs to get to my room and I feel that the higher up I go the more water that covered the stairs. So eventually the carpet is just completely saturated and I see that it was coming from the bathroom. I run up to open the door to stop the flooding but its locked I push the door with my shoulder once before I just decide to kick it open. So I do and notice this goddess laying there in the tub with it overflowing, she has the perfect body. Breasts perky about C cup in size, quarter sized nipples and the ass of an athletic goddess. Yes there she was, the one girl I had laid my seeds on earlier in the night, attempting to catch her eye. She apparently had another game in mind; hard to get. Anyway I start draining the tub and pull her out and carry her to somewhere more fitting. She suddenly wakens and wraps her legs around my waist firmly and whispers in my ear "I was hoping you where the one to carry me out, and see me like this." and began to nibble on my ear eventually ending up in her and I making a scene: the walls, the floor, my chair. Then I pick her up mid session and drop her into my bed. To my surprise there was a very "special" odor in the bed. It was my god damned friends cats piss, right there to the left side of where my head lays. She didn't notice the stench, but I sure as hell did causing me to lose all arousal, and almost vomit. Here I was with the one girl that I have been trying to even get to talk to me for the past few weeks, in my bed and some damn cat kills it. I really hope she doesn't remember this night. - IHM

P.S. She took that shower as a legit shower, but passed out drunk. Not as an attempt to seduce anyone or kill herself. In addition I had no intentions of doing anything with her, until she woke up while I was carrying her.